"Baby, don’t call me your friend
If I hear that word again
You might never get a chance to see me naked in your bed
And I know girls ain’t hard to find
But if you think you wanna try
Then consider this an invitation to kiss my ass goodbye"

— Meghan Trainor: Title

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)